Gee, it was a shame to see old Willard “Mitt” Romney go down yesterday. The consummate pol: a good looking, articulate, filthy rich, liar. Ain’t that America. Wish I had $10 million to drop on a presidential run, or even just 5 mil like poor l'il Hil. Anyway, true American that he is, Mitt’s doing the country a favor. He’s stepping aside so stormin’ Grampa McCain can take the fight to the terrorists. Thanks, Mitt. As your pal Codpiece George showed us, you get those Islamo-fascist bastards to bring it on and then right when they’re really bringin’ it, you spend half a trillion dollars and kill half a million people to almost win. Good strategy. Kay, now, everyone wave g’bye to Mitt. One more blowhard who just couldn’t blow hard enough.
Composition from 4/16/2007: On that date at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA, Seung-Hui Cho, a student with diagnosed mental disorders, used a legally purchased 9mm Glock (and other legally purchased firearms), to snuff 33 people, including himself.
Glock photo: copped from some gun website or another. There are thousands.
2/08/2008
Goodbye, Willard...
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2 comments:
Chuck, you're so prolific. Where do get all this stuff? Are you frequenting the local meth lab? My head's full of where's my car keys and how come knee hurts.
Anyway, I also was touched Mitt's departure. He said he was running for "the good of the country". At least he's consistent in his lying.
Jim
Jimmy,
I am trying to stay out of the meth lab, and am relying on Fleischman's Preferred, "An American Tradition," "Premium Taste Through the Years" to keep me well tuned.
Big Chuck
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