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The perfect martini.
Served at Jimmy's retirement party. Nov 15, 2008.
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New Journal for Outsourced Public Education
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--Juan Enrico Diego de Felix-Cordoba y Menendez-Strassner-Schley.
Chair, Committee for Continued U.S. Oppression of Cuba.
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All text & images by Chuck, unless otherwise noted.
Much ado 'bout nothing much.
--Connie Flange, masseuse nonpareil
Lights up your life like a cold salami.
--Gary Dildero
Author of Shoes for House Pets and
What She Needs Is a Good Rhinoceros
Low-brow, degenerate pap.
--Daniel Fresnik, agent provocateur
Big Chuck's blog is a window into his soul, only the glass is really dirty.
--Edwina "Mom" Schmutz
President, Windex Corp.
Chuck’s groundbreaking achievement is the integration of deep philosophical ignorance with an astonishing lack of photographic skill.
--Edward T. Rucker, PhD.
Big Chuck is big, but he's no Mencken.
--Howie Berg
New Journal for Outsourced Public Education
What’s all the fuss?
--Robert Wince, Weltschmerz
Chuck puts the blog back in blogging. A photo-literary tour de France, rich in pretension.
--Mike Harris, Digitalis News
Consistently inconsistent. Big Chuck’s commentaries run the gamut from silly to embarrassing.
--Juan Enrico Diego de Felix-Cordoba y Menendez-Strassner-Schley.
Chair, Committee for Continued U.S. Oppression of Cuba.
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All text & images by Chuck, unless otherwise noted.
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4 comments:
The perfect martini is bottomless, like Thor's flagon of mead, which he could not drain until an ocean ran dry.
Also, it doesn't have a small plastic cutlass in it.
Also, it's served by Danish twins.
Anonymously as Tom Cool, who has no pants.
The perfect martini is made with Grey Goose, it has 3 large green olives skewered with a toothpick, bamboo, stainless or plastic cutless, does not matter, what does is that the glass has been chilled with ice water or in the freezer, and that the liquids are so cold that you think you are drinking rocket fuel. Danish twins, grow up!
The perfect martini is made with Bombay Sapphire gin, straight up, ice cold, with a twist of lemon made by a gorgeous date and drunk with the beauty of me.
Yes, Mr. Cool I remember the Danish twins.
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